Monthly Archives: February 2010

Beautiful Spoof of Jay Leno Ad trumps actual Jay Leno Ad

If you’re as incensed at what has happened with The Tonight Show this year as I am, below is a video you’ll just love. This is such a great use of YouTube. It’s more than entertaining – it’s protest.

It’s hard for me to figure out what I love more: Leno smirking at the camera at the line, “I’m a weirdo,” or the commercial ending with, “The Tonight Show” on the screen, accompanied by Thom York’s usually haunting, “I don’t belong here.”

The original video this comes from has 63308 views on YouTube. This one, however, has more than twice as many at 127,539 – and the original had a three week head start!

Lesson to be learned: If you want a viral video, you just need a really good idea. (And a healthy dose of intense anger doesn’t hurt.)

How are you going to use Mobile?

I’ve said for a while that mobile just isn’t here yet. Well, I’m starting to think it’s getting there now. Why?

For starters, the technology is a lot better than it was even a year ago. Smart phones are starting to get that all-important penetration into the phone market, so we can finally start considering how to reach these people.

The Evolution of Phones

Texting is always the first approach. It’s an established technology, and at least in Europe and Japan, it’s still popular. SMS marketing – or “Short Message System” marketing for those of you who had dates in high school – never really took off in the United States. I think it’s because we hardly ever walk anywhere, and few cities have trains to commute on. If you’re always in your car, you can’t read texts, right? Since they were so popular in these other places, it will be some time before they go away. They’re established technologies. It’s like waving a magic Hulu wand and expecting television to just disappear.

Esquire Cover with QR Code

Esquire's cover using a QR code. It was simple, even arcane - but it signals the beginning.

So the phone thing didn’t take off here the way it did there. Once we started getting more functional phones, however, things got interesting. QR codes, augmented reality, apps… if you haven’t been paying attention, it feels like there’s this massively popular technology sweeping the land.

Truth be told, the technology is really in the hands of the people who love the technology. So far. That was the same case with the Internet originally, if you’ll remember. Before everyone had their Hotmail addresses or online news, the Internet was the domain of the geeks. No need to market to those people! They (who am I kidding? We) were a tiny niche, and everyone else was still watching television. Advertisers were beating their brains out trying to figure out how to sell to consumers splintered by cable. If only they knew how bad THAT would get, right?

So we are still in the early stages of the “next big thing.” Well, maybe the late early stages. After all, you can now pretty easily learn to write your own mobile app, or at least find someone to do it for you. (iPhone apps being the latest “get rich quick” scheme.) And if you want to brave the waters of SMS, the only barrier to you is cost. It’s pretty cheap to send out a bunch of text messages to people with even the most basic cell phones, but it still isn’t free. Yet.

Start thinking now about how your product can appeal to mobile phone owners, because we’re only a year or two from smart phones being the standard. As we speak, there are companies you’ve never heard of who are getting in early with their own phone business model, and I guarantee you they will be the ones that dominate the stock exchange in a few years.

Emails always need an unsubscribe button

I can always tell how short my media reach is by how often I tell people they MUST have an unsubscribe button on their e-mails, only to see people continue not including one.

Dear Atkins - Leave me alone. I haven't been interested since 2003.

The idea that you don’t need an unsubscribe button because, “if they don’t want these e-mails, they can simply log in and change their e-mail settings,” is bad for your campaign. Never mind that you’re making it harder to stop getting your e-mails; forget that the people in question aren’t interested, potential customers you’re insisting on bothering.

The only thing you need to know is this: It is far easier for people to report your e-mail as spam then go to your site and update their settings.

I do not care how important your e-mails are, or how much you stamp your feet shouting, “but it’s not spam! IT’S REAL, REAL IMPORTANT!” No matter what you’re sending, with the click of a single button I can dump your e-mail, and inform my mail server that everything you send is crap.

If that doesn’t scare you, this should: When enough mail servers learn that your e-mails are reported as spam, all e-mails you send will eventually be dumped in people’s junk mail folder. Even the people who ARE interested in what you sell won’t see your mails, because it will be assumed these are just more garbage. Then you’ll be deleted along with so many e-mails for free music downloads and “viagicra.”

Preparing your Paid Search for the Yahoo/Microsoft Deal

This week, regulators in the United States and Europe approved the deal between Yahoo! and Microsoft. If you aren’t aware, Yahoo will soon get out of the search engine business to concentrate on their other cash centers. Instead, they will display Microsoft’s search results. Revenue will be shared between them, with Yahoo! doing the bulk of the consumer relations and new business acquisition for paid search.

If you’re running search campaigns on both, you’re going to have to get ready to scale down to a single one. I called Yahoo! and Microsoft this week to find out what this is going to entail.

Yeah. That just about sums it all up.

Get used to Microsoft AdCenter

By the end of 2010, Yahoo! will start migrating their clients’ campaigns over to Microsoft’s AdCenter. They don’t expect to have every campaign moved until Q1 2011. This means if you aren’t familiar with MS AdCenter yet, you need to start working with it. The good news here is that it is a LOT easier to use than the Yahoo! interface. That’s not really saying much, mind you – sneaking a grown cat onto a plane in your underwear is easier than the Yahoo! interface.

Don’t give up on Yahoo! yet

Personally, I haven’t seen a great deal of search traffic coming from Microsoft’s accounts, and Yahoo! still delivers. So why is Yahoo! selling? I have to guess paid search isn’t giving them as great an income as everything else is – but as an end user, Yahoo! search is just more productive.

So you need to start advertising with Microsoft soon if just to get used to it – but it won’t take up a very large part of your budget. Yahoo! will likely bring you more traffic for the immediate future. But when your campaign is switched, and suddenly you’re on both, the Microsoft traffic is going to jump incredibly.

Google is still King

I always throw this in, because it’s true, and people forget it: Microsoft is still third to Google, and the only thing they’ve done to change that is buy the guy in second place. If you want to know how the Big 3 ranked, comScore’s June 2009 report breaks down the market share of each. Microsoft’s market share was only twice of Ask.com’s. And they’re Ask.com! The only people who use Ask are Theodore Kaczynski and about 15 other guys who hate technology.

My point is, if you have a limited budget, don’t listen to the hype surrounding Bing. It isn’t there yet, and there’s nothing to suggest it will get there soon. Stick with Google for the time being. Remember, with paid search, you can get on the front page of a search engine’s results inside of 10 minutes if you need to. It’s not like natural search, where the work you do can take months to do you some good.

Lists make Twitter Manageable

At this weekend’s Isagenix Social Media Road Show I got to talk to a lot of people who understood Facebook, but just couldn’t wrap their heads around Twitter.

Which I totally understand. For the longest time I couldn’t get into Twitter because who can read all of those posts? I ultimately decided I wasn’t supposed to – it was just there to sample stuff as it came in, and hope something in there was worth reading.

Then Twitter came out with lists, and I could finally compartmentalize the people I was following. Here’s how it works:

You have a slew of friends, but let’s say you want to be able to sort out only the ones you work with.

You go to that person’s profile. Select this button:

Since this is the first time you’ll be creating a list, select “New List.” You’ll be given a chance to name the list and give a description.

Now that you have the list, you can add all the other people you work with to that list. Then you can add all of your high school friends you know on Twitter to another list. And another for your bowling team, another for the famous people you want to follow… you can make as many lists as you want. When you’re done, you’ll see them on the right rail of your profile.

Now, whenever you ONLY want to see posts by one group of your friends or another, they’re all right there. Simple!