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The joy of losing your cell phone

I forgot my cell phone at work over the Independence Day weekend. I didn’t realize until Saturday, but when I did I got panicy. First because I thought I might have to replace it, but then because no one could get in touch with me.

Cell Phone Hate

No phone calls, no texts, no e-mail, no work e-mail, nothing.

It was Sunday before I realized, you know, life is better in a lot of ways when you don’t have your cell phone around.

Sure, there’s a lot of utility to all those apps, and sometimes people really need to get a hold of you. On the other hand, I found I don’t really need any apps to go on about my business – particularly when I’m on a three-day weekend.

As for people not being able to get a hold of me, that’s a real blessing. It isn’t until they can’t call you up you find how nice it is to not have to answer the phone.

I think the reason is all this technology is making me feel too connected. I wonder how many other people feel the same way – that would be a good poll for someone to create. (Which means I probably should.)

How long have you gone without your phone? Without checking into Facebook? Twitter?

I’ve been a fan of the smart phone for a while, keep in mind. It’s like the PDA I had 10 years ago, but I can make calls on it. But I’m thinking I need to cut that tether a bit. Being this connected just doesn’t feel right anymore.

SlyDial – My new favorite phone app

I just tried out the phone app SlyDial, and I think I’ve just found my new best friend. Finally, a phone app that encourages my passive-aggressive behavior!

slydial phone app

See, I just had to call my trainer to cancel a session for this weekend. Why? I’ve been lazy all week, and if I go in there without having done anything, the assault on my muscles is going to kill me.

So I needed to cancel, but I didn’t want to talk to him directly, lest he ask me why, and I’m forced to admit I have the motivation of a middle aged Gen-Xer, which is true. No adult wants to feel like they’re getting scolded by their grade school teacher again, whether they were wrong or not.

Enter SlyDial. The idea behind the Slydial phone app is pure genius: Rather than call someone and have to actually talk to them, you can bypass their phone’s ringer and go directly to their voicemail. This way you can pass along the information you need to get to them, (“I need to cancel this Saturday’s workout, let’s meet again later in the week,”) without having to hear their response!

Passive-aggressive? You betcha! There’s a reason passive-aggressive behavior is so popular these days, and that’s because other people are aggressive-aggressive, and can therefore get you to do things you don’t want to do when you’re actually talking to them.

Think how you might use it. What if you’re going out drinking after work with your co-workers, and you need to let your husband/wife know. But you know they’ll probably get mad, or invite themselves along. Instead you can use SlyDial to get them word that you’ll be home late, (like you agreed the last time you didn’t and got yelled at,) but without having to justify yourself or get permission!

It’s available on Android, Blackberry, Windows Mobile and, of course, the iPhone.

Maybe 2010 WILL be the year we all quit Facebook!

A few months ago, I made a top ten list of predictions for 2010. One of them was that this would be the year people get tired of Facebook. At the time, a lot of people thought of my various predictions, this one was the goofiest. Abandon Facebook? Who the hell is going to do that?

Then today, I read two things that made me think maybe I was onto something. First, Gizmodo made a Top Ten list of their own: “Top Ten Reasons you should quit Facebook.” I find it difficult to disagree with any of the points they made – particularly because they’re all true.

Mark Zuckerberg’s proclamation that, “default is now social” sounds like a cleaned-up version of Eric Schmidt’s, “There is no more privacy” – both of which are close enough to, “All your base are belong to us” that you have to wonder if the two are in competition to be the next Bond villain.

(If WordPress’ video embedding worked, I would be showing you the video that appears here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6e7wfDHzew)

Then I got Loren Feldman’s latest e-mail blast for 1938Media, and he’s announced that he’s off of Facebook. A lot of people these days say, “I’m quitting Facebook,” mind you.

“So I quit Facebook… It’s not going to hurt my business one bit. It’s not. I’m bigger than Facebook. I don’t mean that arrogantly I’m just saying that I think my brand is established and I have a really cool site that I control. It’s where my AUDIENCE and COMMUNITY is. I am Loren Feldman of 1938media.com. I am not facebook.com/lorenfeldman.”

When you spell it out like that, it’s hard to bullshit one’s self that leaving Facebook is in any way a big deal.

I’ve actually been ditching out on a lot of social media services lately. I’m officially done with Foursquare, no matter how many people are now latching onto it. Is telling people where you’re eating lunch really that much more interesting than going on Twitter and telling them what you’re eating for lunch?

I’m also done with Last.fm. I have no idea how to use the site, I can’t listen to anything without being told I need to give them money to do so… and Blip.fm is just BETTER, folks. Trust me. BETTER.

Now I’m thinking I need to take my own advice, and finally cast Facebook off. I’ve only used it to keep in touch with family and close friends – the kind of people I could call on the phone anyway. The aforementioned privacy concerns are becoming legendary, even post-Google Buzz. What is it really good for?

Ultimately, it’s good for businesses selling something. People have been bamboozled into believing Facebook’s where the action is, so they’ve all joined, and they’re all still trying to figure out what they’re supposed to do next. Open Graph is introduced as the next stage, to convince us there’s something happening. The result? Marketers still have a huge pool of people to sell to, and Facebook has a huge pool of marketers to make money off of – not just because Facebook has the traffic, but because they own our data.

In fact, let’s consider their traffic a littler closer: Why is Facebook as popular as it is? Finding the link to cancel your account is difficult. As Dan Yoder said in the Top Ten list above, you can easily “deactivate” your account, but actually deleting it is more difficult than getting a Google Adwords representative on the phone.

So perhaps there AREN’T 180 million or so users on Facebook? There are just 180 million “profiles” that haven’t all been deleted? I mean, MySpace still claims to have a lot of users too – but one look at their daily traffic stats and you know that’s a lie.

Don’t get me wrong, I KNOW there are a lot of Facebook users. But if there’s a lie about the actual number of active users, it might be part of the push to convince people everyone’s there, and you’d better not leave, or you’ll miss the party. Could it be that it really ISN’T that popular?

Because the truth is Facebook’s no party. It’s difficult to navigate, you can only communicate with your “circle,” and in the end someone’s going to be there to scam you out of your money.

I, for one, see no reason personally to continue with it – and am finding more and more reasons, like a lot of people, to ditch out on it.

Ciaoenrico at Ignite Phoenix: Slide Presentation Text Can Make You Look Stupid

Ignite Phoenix #6: Slide presentation text can make you look stupid

Per request, this is the slide deck to my Ignite Phoenix #6 presentation. Like most things on Slideshare, I don’t think it makes much sense without the speaking parts. I will post the video as well once it has been uploaded.

BTW, thanks to everyone who gave me so much praise for it once it was done. It was a bit overwhelming, but very kind. :)

Ignite Phoenix #6 Tonight

I am going to be presenting tonight at Ignite Phoenix, the nerd prom of the Phoenix tech crowd.

I have to be at the venue in exactly 3 hours now.

My jitters abound.

More than that, I cannot say. I’ll share more when it’s all over. If nothing else, being part of an Ignite showcase is an original experience. It’s been about 8 years since I was on a stage, and even then I had lines to memorize.

Not so with Ignite. I have an idea of what I need to say, and slides to guide me along. But there is no hard script, nothing to memorize, and if I choke on something I have mere nanoseconds to recover.

If I ever agree to do something like this again, you have my permission to slap me. Whoever you are.

But for tonight, wish me luck! Thank God I’m at least really good looking.
Eric Reid - Suit

Need a ticket for Ignite Phoenix?

If you want to get to Tuesday’s Ignite Phoenix #6 but you’re short one ticket, then this is for you! It’s the:

Ciaoenrico Validate my Desperation for an Ignite Phoenix #6 Ticket Contest!

All you need to do is tell me why you need a ticket to Ignite Phoenix so badly. Submissions – in the form of comments to this post – must be creative, funny, and desperate.

Bribes are totally acceptable. Remember, you’re desperate.

Since I am presenting that night, I get two tickets for the event. I am required to use one ticket for myself, so I can have a place to sit when I’m done.

But my Girlfriend isn’t interested, so I’ve got this extra to give. Since I don’t want to be “that guy” who sells it on Craigslist, I’m instead parlaying it for some comments!

I’ll pick a winner Monday night, and e-mail that person with the details.

And remember, bribes are totally acceptable.

Social Media Fame, and why I hate the people chasing it

The more I write about social media, the more I come to realize most of the appeal is in being a rock star.

See, I meet a lot of people in this industry – if you can honestly call it that – who’s main ambition is to be “famous.” I met one woman this week who said she wanted to be, “the face of social media” for her company. I’ve heard other people moan with despair when the news talks of some YouTube video getting millions of views – because theirs didn’t get millions of views.

I think our appetite for fame is what drives too many of us to jump into social media. It brings with it the promise that anyone can become something of a star, just by sharing. And of course we all think we are individually so entertaining, funny, witty… special that of course if we get a Flip Video camera and shoot some of our musings, we’ll eventually end up on TV, exchanging witty barbs with Dave or Jay.

If anything threatens to kill social media, it’s our own need for attention and approval. Wanting to be famous for one’s music or writing or comedy or photography makes sense to me. But being famous for the sake of being famous smacks of low self esteem.

If you come to social media, you need something to say. If you’re only blogging or tweeting or whatevering on Facebook to become “known,” good luck with that. It’s a bumper crop for attention whores these days. Look at iJustine. Or that “leave Brittney alone!” guy. Whole lotta fame there, if that’s what you really want.

How are you going to use Mobile?

I’ve said for a while that mobile just isn’t here yet. Well, I’m starting to think it’s getting there now. Why?

For starters, the technology is a lot better than it was even a year ago. Smart phones are starting to get that all-important penetration into the phone market, so we can finally start considering how to reach these people.

The Evolution of Phones

Texting is always the first approach. It’s an established technology, and at least in Europe and Japan, it’s still popular. SMS marketing – or “Short Message System” marketing for those of you who had dates in high school – never really took off in the United States. I think it’s because we hardly ever walk anywhere, and few cities have trains to commute on. If you’re always in your car, you can’t read texts, right? Since they were so popular in these other places, it will be some time before they go away. They’re established technologies. It’s like waving a magic Hulu wand and expecting television to just disappear.

Esquire Cover with QR Code

Esquire's cover using a QR code. It was simple, even arcane - but it signals the beginning.

So the phone thing didn’t take off here the way it did there. Once we started getting more functional phones, however, things got interesting. QR codes, augmented reality, apps… if you haven’t been paying attention, it feels like there’s this massively popular technology sweeping the land.

Truth be told, the technology is really in the hands of the people who love the technology. So far. That was the same case with the Internet originally, if you’ll remember. Before everyone had their Hotmail addresses or online news, the Internet was the domain of the geeks. No need to market to those people! They (who am I kidding? We) were a tiny niche, and everyone else was still watching television. Advertisers were beating their brains out trying to figure out how to sell to consumers splintered by cable. If only they knew how bad THAT would get, right?

So we are still in the early stages of the “next big thing.” Well, maybe the late early stages. After all, you can now pretty easily learn to write your own mobile app, or at least find someone to do it for you. (iPhone apps being the latest “get rich quick” scheme.) And if you want to brave the waters of SMS, the only barrier to you is cost. It’s pretty cheap to send out a bunch of text messages to people with even the most basic cell phones, but it still isn’t free. Yet.

Start thinking now about how your product can appeal to mobile phone owners, because we’re only a year or two from smart phones being the standard. As we speak, there are companies you’ve never heard of who are getting in early with their own phone business model, and I guarantee you they will be the ones that dominate the stock exchange in a few years.

Preparing your Paid Search for the Yahoo/Microsoft Deal

This week, regulators in the United States and Europe approved the deal between Yahoo! and Microsoft. If you aren’t aware, Yahoo will soon get out of the search engine business to concentrate on their other cash centers. Instead, they will display Microsoft’s search results. Revenue will be shared between them, with Yahoo! doing the bulk of the consumer relations and new business acquisition for paid search.

If you’re running search campaigns on both, you’re going to have to get ready to scale down to a single one. I called Yahoo! and Microsoft this week to find out what this is going to entail.

Yeah. That just about sums it all up.

Get used to Microsoft AdCenter

By the end of 2010, Yahoo! will start migrating their clients’ campaigns over to Microsoft’s AdCenter. They don’t expect to have every campaign moved until Q1 2011. This means if you aren’t familiar with MS AdCenter yet, you need to start working with it. The good news here is that it is a LOT easier to use than the Yahoo! interface. That’s not really saying much, mind you – sneaking a grown cat onto a plane in your underwear is easier than the Yahoo! interface.

Don’t give up on Yahoo! yet

Personally, I haven’t seen a great deal of search traffic coming from Microsoft’s accounts, and Yahoo! still delivers. So why is Yahoo! selling? I have to guess paid search isn’t giving them as great an income as everything else is – but as an end user, Yahoo! search is just more productive.

So you need to start advertising with Microsoft soon if just to get used to it – but it won’t take up a very large part of your budget. Yahoo! will likely bring you more traffic for the immediate future. But when your campaign is switched, and suddenly you’re on both, the Microsoft traffic is going to jump incredibly.

Google is still King

I always throw this in, because it’s true, and people forget it: Microsoft is still third to Google, and the only thing they’ve done to change that is buy the guy in second place. If you want to know how the Big 3 ranked, comScore’s June 2009 report breaks down the market share of each. Microsoft’s market share was only twice of Ask.com’s. And they’re Ask.com! The only people who use Ask are Theodore Kaczynski and about 15 other guys who hate technology.

My point is, if you have a limited budget, don’t listen to the hype surrounding Bing. It isn’t there yet, and there’s nothing to suggest it will get there soon. Stick with Google for the time being. Remember, with paid search, you can get on the front page of a search engine’s results inside of 10 minutes if you need to. It’s not like natural search, where the work you do can take months to do you some good.